1. One Duck
2. Couple of Geese
3. Three Fat Hens
4. Four Flying Wrens
5. Five Fat Females Sitting on a Stump
6. Six Simple Simons Sippingâ€¦. Somethingâ€¦.??
7. Seven Sicilian Sailors Sailing the Seven Seas
8. Eight Egoistical Egotist, Echoing Egoistical Ecstasies
9. Nine Nympho Nudes Nipping on Nuts, Nats, and Nicotine
I never promised this bloggy thing would be profound. This post only proves the point.
I spent most of last night trying to remember this, and #6 is still wandering the rubble of my memory. Sigh.