If you want to be pampered — go on a cruise.
If you want to eat mass amounts of quality and tasty food — go on a cruise.
If you want are looking for diversity in cultures — go on a cruise.
If you want to see bears, whales, eagles and moose — go on a cruise.
If you like singing and dancing, music and shows — go on a cruise.
If you want to take morning and afternoon naps — go on a cruise.
If you want to see glaciers calving, or hear the sound of ice — go on a cruise.
If you want to listen to nature talks or comics — go on a cruise.
If you want to sit in a hot tub or swim in a pool — go on a cruise.
If you like magic, shopping for stuff or gambling — go on a cruise.
If you want to sit and watch the scenery go by — go on a cruise.
If you want to have loads of fun doing all of this — go with Ken!
(and take me too.)